- Attendance Record and Apologies
- John old man (smells)
- Milton Warner
- Senna (six)
- Review and sign-off of Previous Meeting Minutes
- Planned Discussion Points
- Lying to the Police Flat 8???
Jacob wants to Not Lie to the police
- Next Guest Speaker Invitation
The fuck responsible for this
or D.J. Shadow
- Guest Speakers
Beat them up!
- Milton dead tired of late.
- Lots of messages left
- Health important. Ides old. [?]
- Head office don’t know
Ben – How much petty cash?
Nothing for coffee.
Tuesday 5th July 03:28am
Jacob Bishop, Jenni Hanniver, Patrick Bayne, Audrey, Ben, George Stone, Sienna Methusalah, Sibyl Herald, Amadia, “John” and Milton Warner all wake up in the basement in the early hours of Tuesday.
You appear to have no memories of getting there, certainly that is what everyone reports, and in the initial confusion most of you sort of recall seeing a painfully thin, unwell looking woman standing alongside you, though when you probe that memory it seems and thin and insubstantial as she was.
On the table in front of you all is a printed sheet titled: The Second Inaugural Residents’ Association Meeting (see above).
Patrick loses his temper, flips the table and threatens Milton (a theme of the night really), and goes completely ballistic when no one is able to find the doors or routes out of the basement. A tea urn, with styrofoam cups is found, and later a projector with a USB stick.
Playing the USB in the projector showed a 40s security camera clip of the front room of one of the flats (eventually determined to be Flat 8, with all of the residents of the Wych House (so including Imogen, but excluding Milton Warner) being in shot at some point, and appearing to run a drug den (prepping, bagging, sampling etc.). This causes some consternation and causes the Agenda planned discussion point of “Lying to the Police” to be highlighted.
Eventually it was decided to run through the agenda to see what would happen. (see above).
Once completed, there was a sound of brick on brick from a darkened corner of the room and investigation revealed the route to Flat 5 open and accessible. Jacob followed the route upstairs and found the front door to Flat 5 also open (unlike any of the other flats when people went upstairs).
Jenni took the USB stick and everyone left the basement. Jenni investigated Flat 8 and found it to be as it was shown in the security camera footage (including finding a security camera), and also found £1/2M (rough estimate) in coke in a box in the 2nd bedroom. This caused Patrick to freak out and flush his stash.
Patrick got an Uber to work where he received a message telling him to buy Diageo stock at 5:43am. He did so and made a wacking great 14% return by 5:46am. He was taken to lunch by Charles Ayer and later, when the police came to take a statement regarding his kidnapping, Charles gave him a business card:
The Diogenes Club
8 1/2 Dowgate Hill, London EC4R 2SP
9:30pm 7th July
Meanwhile Jacob called the police to report that they had all been kidnapped. First attmept he was cut off. Second attempt the police vehicle apparently suffered an accident and it was only about 9:15am that some police came by, but were immediately called away to an armed robbery.
Jacob tried to pressure Jenni to hand over the USB stick so it could be given to the police, and after some pressure from other residents (not Amadia though), she agreed and it was put in a lockbox, along with the mysterious keys to Flat 8 that people had found.
Jacob eventually suggested walking down to the Barbican police station to make a report themselves. Jenni and Amadia decided to wait and try and sort Amadia’s custody situation instead, and to go along to the station later. Going through Shirin’s papers they found:
- She was married (early 90s), and was never apparently divorced. Husband was Noah Kapanadze.
- In amongst her important files there was a file of very, very heavily annotated music in an unknown language (Shirin’s handwriting).
- The lawyer who had arranged Amadia’s release into this “Mentee scheme”, who was able to refer to another lawyer who might be able to take on her case – Dr LeFarge.
Jacob et al were interviewed, later so were Jenni and Amadia and Patrick too. So we can be sure that everything is being sorted out. Totally. Definitely.